:.Puzz1ed P1ace.:

Saw these on someone else's blog and couldn't resist 'borrowing' them

• What do u call a chav in a box?
• Innit
• What do u call a chav in a filing cabinet?
• Sorted
• What do u call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
• Safe
• Why are chav's like slinkys?
• They have no real use, but its great watching 1 fall downstairs
  
• If ur in a car and u see a chav on a bike,why should u not run him over?
• It might be your bike
  
• 2 chav's in a car with no music playing,who's driving?
• The police
  
• Why is 3 chav's going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
• Cos a nova has 4 seats
  
• What do u call 100 chav's at the bottom of the ocean?
• A good start
  
• Why did the chav cross the road?
• To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason watsoever.
  
• 2 chav's jump off beachy head,who wins?
• Society
• What do u call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
• A liar
  
• What do u call a eskimo chav?
• innuinnit.
  
• What the difference between a chav and a coconut?
• ones thick and hairy, the other a coconut.
  
• What do u say to a chav with a job?
• can i have a big mac plz
  
• What do u call a 30 yr old chavette?
• granny.
• How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
• none, " that's some other geezers job innit".
  
• Why did the chav take a shower?
• he didnt mean to he just forgot to close the novas windows in the car wash.

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